zeldathemes
No one makes us do anything

Hi. I'm Chrissie. 20. - ARTIST & WRITER. I have a huge crush on GONCH & GENO. My true love is HOCKEY. I am a die hard PENGUINS fan. I also really like the Habs and the Canucks. My favorite players are: Fleury. Malkin. Gonchar. Crosby. Neal. Martin. Dupuis. Gallagher. Galchenyuk. I kinda like Giroux and Briere too but psssst. I like: Supernatural. Good Omens. Loki. Gabriel. Aziraphale. Wade Wilson/Deadpool. Nightcrawler. Kíli. Fíli. Welsh. Khuzdul. Russian. Platypus. Canada. Russia and a lot of other things. So if you aren't a Flyers or Bruins fan we can be good friends.

  #unf    #mrngl    #want    #brendan gallagher    #habs    #hockey  

dirkfromstatefarm:

so i got a new follower

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and i must say I love their theme

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I don’t think I’m safe guys…

help..

  #hehe  
lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

  #aahahaha    #nooo    #funny  
febricant:

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

febricant:

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

  #omfg    #cheese    #language humor    #funny  
meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

  #yeah    #just like that    #air force    #funny  
I’m used to it
The saddest thing you can hear someone say.  (via lookatziam)
  #ugh i use this so much    #mh  
typaulseguin:

HOCKEY GIVEAWAY!

Hello! So as I’ve been mentioning these past couple of days, I’ve been wanting to do a giveaway. I have plenty on Jersey’s, team sweaters and even a couple of hats, but I either wear them all the time, or they’re just too old to giveaway to anyone. So I decided that instead of entering for a item that you wouldn’t really want, why not enter for the chance to win whichever item you’d like? As long as your shirt/hat/whatever is located on shop.nhl.com, it can be bought for you.
RULES & DETAILS:
The winner of this giveaway will get the chance to get a Shirsey (1) of their choice, and a Plush toy (1) of their choice.
If you win, you must be okay with giving out a mailing address so I can ship the item to you.
You can enter by both favoriting and reblogging.
You can enter as many times as you’d like.
I will be picking the winner August 5th, after 10:00 PM EDT. If the winner doesn’t want to be published, then I will let everyone know that I have messaged the winner.
You must be following me to win, because I love meeting new people. Plus I promise I’m cool. I also follow back if you’re a hockey blog so yeah.
The winner will be chosen based off of a random number generator.
Lastly, this giveaway is worldwide so happy dance. Shipping and handling will be paid my moi so you won’t have to worry about anything but picking your item.
This contest will end AUGUST 5TH at 10:00 PM EDT! Good luck to everyone!

typaulseguin:

HOCKEY GIVEAWAY!

Hello! So as I’ve been mentioning these past couple of days, I’ve been wanting to do a giveaway. I have plenty on Jersey’s, team sweaters and even a couple of hats, but I either wear them all the time, or they’re just too old to giveaway to anyone. So I decided that instead of entering for a item that you wouldn’t really want, why not enter for the chance to win whichever item you’d like? As long as your shirt/hat/whatever is located on shop.nhl.com, it can be bought for you.


RULES & DETAILS:

  • The winner of this giveaway will get the chance to get a Shirsey (1) of their choice, and a Plush toy (1) of their choice.
  • If you win, you must be okay with giving out a mailing address so I can ship the item to you.
  • You can enter by both favoriting and reblogging.
  • You can enter as many times as you’d like.
  • I will be picking the winner August 5th, after 10:00 PM EDT. If the winner doesn’t want to be published, then I will let everyone know that I have messaged the winner.
  • You must be following me to win, because I love meeting new people. Plus I promise I’m cool. I also follow back if you’re a hockey blog so yeah.
  • The winner will be chosen based off of a random number generator.
  • Lastly, this giveaway is worldwide so happy dance. Shipping and handling will be paid my moi so you won’t have to worry about anything but picking your item.

This contest will end AUGUST 5TH at 10:00 PM EDT! Good luck to everyone!

  #heh    #giveaway    #hockey  
puckmetheglass:

He cellied too hard

puckmetheglass:

He cellied too hard

  #ahaha omg    #martin st. louis    #funny    #hockey gif    #hockey    #nhl  

neoliberalismkills:

a man who gets what he wants out of life

  #heh    #what a cute duck  

so-hockey-eh:

Hockey: a sport where grown men will fight endlessly about a water bottle [x]

  #gosh i'm so proud    #grown ass men fighting over water bottles    #that's the reason i live    #hockey    #nhl    #waterbottle police  
Shut the fuck up about 50 shades of grey. No one fucking cares

Anonymous

myheartbelongstoabarricadeboy:

winchesterinengland:

oh hun

let me just give you a quick run down of all the things wrong with this ask:

1-you assume i care what some asshole anon has to say when i have 300 pounds and i’m going kikass birthday shopping today

2-you assume id care about some asshole anon any other day of the year

3-i care about the 50 shades of grey thing. and whether you do or not is irrelevant to me because you are, after all, just an asshole anon

4- this is my blog and i’ll post whatever the fuck i want, if you cant take three fucking posts about something without turning into a soggy cum stained dishrag then i suggest you make use of that unfollow button because youre gross

5- lemme break this down for you

if you dont care about this 50 shades situation, you need to grow the fuck up and look at the facts

the fact is the book was so misinformed that all the practises about bdsm culture were ignored and shit all over.

he ignores the safeword

he legitimately rapes her

he never explains everything about bdsm culture to her, shes so misinformed its ridiculous

and all of this is going even more public than it already has and its being romanticised and released on valentines day 

like “happy valentines honey! i bought some ropes i dont actually know how to tie and a whip i dont actually know how to use and i’m going to just gloss over the fact you’re uncomfortable because that clearly doesnt matter!”

incorrect use of a whip can cause organ failure

incorrect knots used on wristst or feet can literally cause them to need to be amputated

its perpetuating rape culture in ways ive never seen it be advanced to this leve; and if you dont care then youre truly disgusting 

you dont care about the kids not fully understanding their sexuality being abused by older people who they think are totally allowed to do this shit?

you dont care about the people that will be raped because of this because hey apparently rape is sexy?

you dont care about the fact that the bdsm culture is, once again, being portrayed as people who are fucked up and must have been abused to be that way rather than normal people who enjoy a kink in their own homes?

you dont care about the fact that youre not supposed to bleed on your first time. ever. and now tons more girls are going to think that its completely normal? that tons more guys will? that tons of people are going to think its expected for the female to bleed when SHE WONT IF SHES BEEN SUFFICIENTLY TURNED ON AND STRETCHED ITS REALLY NOT THAT HARD

you dont care about the stereotype of subs not actually enjoying bdsm culture is being widespread? that all subs dislike it and simply have an ulterior motive?

you dont care about the underlying message of the book being “a woman should give everything, including herself, to a man”?

you dont care about all the people in abusive relationships that will think “oh well this must be normal then” and stay there?

christian grey is a run-of-the-mill abusive boyfriend. he isnt a dom. 

a dom loves his/her sub completely and the motto of bdsm is "safe, willing and sane" (or something like that anyone feel free to correct me)

it means that both partners have to be completely willing, with boundaries, safewords and everything worked out before they even think about touching eachother intimately. 

if something is a boundary, you dont fucking do it

that simple

if the safeword is used it stops. everything stops

that simple

a dom should treat his sub like a goddamn princess (unless they have prearranged and understand that he wont eg-pet play, slave play where anything outside of the bedroom is also in the same dynamic HOWEVER IT IS STILL CONSENSUAL SO IT IS STILL OKAY)

a dom is not christian grey

but millions of people are going to think he is and are going to think that thats the way bdsm should be and they’ll get involved in something very dangerous if they dont have the real facts.

that people will think its romantic because this shit is scheduled for valentines day  to treat your partner like shit, abuse her, and that what? getting them off absorbs you of all your shit? no. this is so fucking gross and im not taking a backseat when this shit happens

so in conclusion

literally fuck you, you insensitive fuck stain, this issue is so fucking important.

Important

  #important    #50 shades of grey    #long post  

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

  #whaaaaat    #hehehe  

cockyhollows:

nerdygirlnoodles:

joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.

REBLOG EVERY TIME

Think about those questions.

  #this  

24 hours without internet and I was seriously going nuts

  #personal crap    #first world problems  

Okay they do play kinda good..

  #personal crap    #worldcupandcrap