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I'm Chrissie. 20. - ARTIST & WRITER. My true love is HOCKEY. I am a big PENGUINS fan. I really like the HAWKS and the HABS, too. My favorite players are: Fleury. Malkin. Gonchar. Crosby. Toews. Briere. Kane. Dupuis. Gallagher. Galchenyuk and Giroux. I also like: Supernatural & Good Omens. Loki, Gabriel, Aziraphale, Deadpool & Nightcrawler.

loochskywalker:

30 day NHL Challenge

Day 30: favorite penalty called

Jonathan Toews 10 minute misconduct

This was HILARIOUS and the video is even better. First you see him actually throw the stick into the crowd and the guy who catches it holding it up triumphantly. THen you see his look of disbelief as they explain the penalty to him. But the best part of the whole thing is Brandon Bollig going “that’s a fucking penalty?” just looking so incredulous. It’s just the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Also I love both of these teams just sooo much.

  #tazers face is hilarious    #misconduct    #jonathan toews    #hawks    #blackhawks    #hockey    #captain serious  

darthtulip:

the one where Jonathan Toews has a late night talk show and Patrick Kane likes to call in and argue with him [X] [X] [X]

So, let’s say Tazer has his own hockey-related talk show that’s surprisingly popular. It’s not that he has the most seductive voice in the world or the smoothest patter or can boost his ratings with a bunch of celebrity guests.

No, the secret of Tazer’s success is that he’s super-duper attached to his own opinions.

When listeners call in to disagree with him, he has absolutely no compunction against telling them all the many and varied ways in which they’re wrong. It’s gotten to the point where people tune in just to hear him argue with callers and call them fatties on air.

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  #this is so beautiful    #omg    #i want that    #jonathan toews    #patrick kane    #au    #fanfic    #gifset    #hockey    #blackhawks    #hawks    #kaner    #peekaboo    #pattycakes    #tazer    #captain serious  

Okay, but Jonathan Toews’ skin is SUPER glowy.

loochskywalker:

I mean just look

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Now i know what you’re thinking “But he just played a game”

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also this

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just ugh it’s so glowy

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EVEN IN BLACK IN WHITE YOU CAN TELL

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Just ugh, I love his skin.

(all pictures and original posters can be found here)

  #tazers glowy face    #jonathan toews    #tazer    #captain serious    #oh captain my captain    #hockey    #beautifil people  

darthtulip:

7/24/14: [X]
ETA: Edited the text a bit because I’m terrible. Thanks to crawfrds for the correction! ♥
  #patrick kane    #jonathan toews    #kaner    #tazer    #hockey    #hawks    #blackhawks    #peeks    #peekaboo    #pattycakes  

6/16/14: Jonathan Toews’ face [X]
6/16/14: Jonathan Toews’ face [X]
  #dork    #dorky DORK    #jonathan toews    #hockey    #what is he even doing  
  #can't stop staring at his mouth    #tazer    #jonathan toews    #hockey    #blackhawks    #hawks  

It was the morning of the last game of the Stanley Cup Final, and Winnipeg’s Jonathan Toews was worried about his mother. Worried that if she wore her Toews Blackhawks jersey to Game 6, she’d be the target of Philadelphia’s notoriously rowdy fans.

"Jonathan texted me that morning, telling me not to wear that jersey," Andree Gilbert was saying Thursday, from Chicago. "Apparently the fans were pretty nasty, and he was quite concerned."

So what does she do?

"My kids don’t always listen to me, so I didn’t listen to him," Gilbert said. "I wore it anyway."

  #hah    #omg    #andree toews    #jonathan toews    #hockey    #blackhawks    #tazer  

8/20/14: Prince J surveys his domain [X]
8/20/14: Prince J surveys his domain [X]
  #love his jaw    #tazer    #jonathan toews    #hockey    #blackhawks  

onyourtoews:

some of my favorite hugs, look at how they can’t keep their hands off each other strong their friendship is

  #those two dorky loosers    #pattycakes    #peekaboo    #kaner    #tazer    #jonathan toews    #patrick kane    #hockey  

readmyhockeymind:

So if Toews is Seabrook’s rookie and Saad is Toews’ rookie, does that mean Saad is Seabrook’s grandrookie?

  #omg    #jonathan toews    #brent seabrook    #brandon saad    #blackhawks    #hockey    #rookies  

He’s not as cool as everyone thinks he is. He’s more of a nerd and you know quiet, introvert type of guy. He just puts on a show for everyone.

  #giggly kaner    #patrick kane    #jonathan toews    #tazer    #kaner    #peeks    #pattycakes    #peekaboo    #hockey  

toewskesler:

are we never going to discuss how cute fetus kazer was

  #kaner    #pettycakes    #peekaboo    #peeks    #patrick kane    #jonathan toews    #jonny    #tazer    #oh captain my captain    #hockey    #blackhawks    #dorks  
mackenat:

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  #hockey    #jonathan toews    #tazer    #blackhawks  

At The Movies Outtakes - Jonathan Toews edition

  #omg    #such a dork    #jonathan toews    #tazer    #oh captain my captain    #jonny    #hockey  

All Access with Patrick Sharp Jonathan Toews

  #ugh    #sharpy does kinda look good here    #unf    #patrick sharp    #sharperone    #jonathan toews    #tazer    #brent seabrook    #seabs    #hockey